"I stole from every store you can name…"

My story is, it's kinda hard to get a job now days, so I went searching for a job down in SoHo and then the jobs wasn't necessary here so I had to steal, so I went to every store stole. I stole from every store you can name, Urban Outfitters, Levi store, every store. I got caught, eventually. But the whole situation is I that got caught, but the people in the store didn't want to let me go for the other clothes that I stole from the other stores. But the cops said, "it's all right, it's all right, I can have my clothes, just not from the store." The cops left me there and came back, but when he thought I came they hit me and my jaw was wired. Now it's a lawsuit. See you later.